You do WinForms for 4 or so years and all of a sudden you get a simple project to do in web, and you can't for the life of you grok anything about Asp.Net 2.0.  I think it's a mental block. 

But anyways, fuck the designer, I'm goin old school on this with good ol' HTML and some code behind.  I forgot how to CSS too. I'm so lame.

and WTF is a web part?  God I wish I had paid more attention to all those blog posts 2 years ago.