May 2012
5 posts
Things I Sorta Half-Ass Know How to Do that I...
…none of whom were impressed enough, as it turned out
a Banker’s Dozen (like 5 or so) billiards trick shots
play 1 and a half Beatles, 2 Eagles, 1 Garth Brooks, 1 Pink Floyd and 2 Led Zepplin songs on guitar, as well as the themes to the Godfather, The Simpsons, and M*A*S*H
recite Jabberwocky with no sense of meter or rhythm
juggle any three ball shaped objects of various sizes...
Follow Your Dreams, Asshat.: Porn in Space →
followyourdreamsasshat:
Remember that time you got a masters in Advanced Molecular Sciences and Physics, and NASA hired you to be a shuttle engineer and Mission Specialist?
And then you were like,” WAIT. My weenie has to stay IN my pants?! WELL. EFF THIS S!” So you quit NASA to do porn?
No? Then you’re not Scott…
Dan Harmon Poops: HEY, DID I MISS ANYTHING? →
danharmon:
Kids:
A few hours ago, I landed in Los Angeles, turned on my phone, and confirmed what you already know. Sony Pictures Television is replacing me as showrunner on Community, with two seasoned fellows that I’m sure are quite nice - actually, I have it on good authority they’re quite nice, because…
