Awful Things I’ve Seen
- A mother spider explode into hundreds of baby spiders when stepped on by my 6 year old son.
- A grown man vomit in an elevator.
- And then get off on my floor and vomit every third step until he got to his room.
- Space Mountain when the lights come on in the middle of the ride.
- George W. Bush officiating a geography bee.
- Friends allowing who they are to be subsumed by a relationship just because they are afraid to be alone.
- An episode of Kitchen Nightmares about a restaurant I’ve eaten at before Gordon Ramsay showed up and made them get their shit together.
- Twice.
- Ketchup being put on macaroni & cheese.
- Really really drunk people trying to fuck.
- A guy taking a shit on the 4 train.
- Twice.
